Sunday, May 01, 2005 POSTAROONIE ROO!

POSTARIFIC! I had me some good times this weekend and now my stomach burns with its own acid...bah! Who cares. Mr. Pink Stuff to the rescue! But anyhow, what did I end up doing this time around...If I could just remember... Dang...its been 5 minutes with me sitting here trying to remember Thursday night (the beginning) but I cannot! Wierd...Hmmmm.    3 minutes later: Ok...I went to the girls' house on Thursday night a because they threw a minor get together ( I think).    Damn, I have suffered a serious memory lapse.    Yes, yes, this is what happened. It was a grand time, albiet my anger spike from watching a stupid movie there, called "13." Never watch that bullshit. It was pleasant and chock full of arousing conversations. The evening ended great and with only a few points over the pleasant morning after, spent with a good friend. Friday- Uhhh. Hm... Ohhh yeah! I went bowling, which was nifty because I hadn't done that in a long time. There was a bar too. I had fun doing that. Of course, I did terribly ( but still beat a drunken Tasha the first game, lol). And I broke two bloody nails. Fantastic.    The end of Friday night was lame. I went to find this party that was going on, only to see that it was over (and it took only three hours to end, who does that!?). So I was stuck in a parking lot with some friends, tired as a wheel on a car and went home for some sleepin.    Saturday- I went to a ghetto gangster party with my whitey tighty friend, Mac. He purposely turned himself into the whitest damn hick, to get a rise out of mah neccarows at the party. It worked. It made Huckleberry happy. And we drank Alize and hot-boxed in a Cadilac SUV, cuz we're pimp-tight like that, playa! Fun. Then we left for the party at my Shizzhouse! Nuff sed. No, I'm kidding. I beat people with a paper towel roll and cooked Hamburger helper for the orphans.    There were new faces amongst the old. One was a drunk horny Navy dude, and the other a rich Flip-white fella, who was nice. Then, I drank the Vod and rolled around in bed with a hottie! JK. Just fell into a warm, drunken sleep to be awoken, too early, by my loud mom and taught how to cook the fluffiest eggs by a Martha Stewart Fan, Alysse. This all is going into Sunday, though...    Today (Sunday)- Some Spike 'n Mike's with some buddies and then sleepin.' Now I am too lazy to go to the bar and I have work tomorrow. Fantastic. I'm loving the idea. Woo! Now that was a weekend. I am pleased=)