Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Queef!, May 27, 2007, 2:30 PM

I played queef or whatever it's called last night. Fun game.
Last night kicked ass! I hadn't seen my friends in centuries and going to Heather's house always seems to bring it all back.
Highlighting frenzy! Black lights, highlighters, artists and perverts--a pretty great combo. My drink glowed like a magical potion. Lotsa shots, vodka, and dancing around.
I sucked face with guy, girl, straight, and gay.  Todd stripped my clothes off and I jumped in a hot tub in a drunken stupor.
Mmmm nachos are good. They had freak'n excellent nachos there!
Speakin' of nachos, poor vomiting drunk friend-I felt so sorry for her, but she was so funny last night, giving nipple stamps on peoples's faces!  She highlighted her nipple and stamped away.  I kept my eyes peeled for mushroom stamps to no avail. 
Ha! Randy got a nipple stamp on his cheek! Then Jarrod colored his tongue with a highlighter and licked his face! Hahaha!
Happy birthday, Heather! Happy, happy, happy.

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