did u enjoy your shower? kept the water nice and hot for you. by the way, here are some clean clothes for you to wear, and an extra roll of toilet paper is in the cupboard.
the stove is nice and hot, in case you want to cook some tinola for dinner. i've already set aside a pot and some filtered water.
how's the temperature? remember, if its hot, just keep the windows and doors closed. if you're too cold, you do the same thing plus use some blankets in this closet here. or, hey! this fireplace can help with that. heh.
are you bored, jovi? don't worry, i have some cable tv, good dvds, and internet connection!
your cats are fine in their room. they're there for you too.
so, jovi, you're all set! i give this all to you for free!
jovi?
jovi? what's wrong?
oh jovi... i would talk to you but i have no mouth or brain. i would hold you, but i don't have arms. i would take you on adventures but i do not have feet.
i would love you, but i do not have a heart.
i would do all this...but i don't exist. i am just a house.
and you are just...well....pathetic.
fuck.
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