Chicken? Nah. Cookies? Bleah. Rice? Meh. Adobo? Not so much.
I know! hee hee hee
(a short while later)
Still hard, eh? Well, this wet paper towel should work. You'll be soft in no time!
::whirring:: beep beep BEEP!
Dammit! Ok, one more minute should do the trick, BASTARD! Figures, you're the biggest I've ever had. Well, I guess we could do it again.
::whirring:: beep beep BEEP!
Ohh yeah.
BUTTER! SLATHER THY BRETHREN!
Ohh..I don't know if I can handle all of it! I just don't know!! AHHH!
Ropes of white, salty, strands...for the finish. Mm, cheezy, I like that.
Whew! I'm spent. I love you, PO TA TOE! You were SO HOTT!
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