i have nothing interesting to write about.
oh? still reading, eh!?
was that not enough to make you look away??
well. there's nothing exciting here. so get lost! nothing!
except for the fact that probably all of you have seen me naked. or a naked part of me: like, my ass.
WHAT. YOU HAVEN'T!? you square. get with the times. i'm naked all the time. if you've missed that, where the hell have you been. im naked right now...
sigh...how about that game-spin the bottle. oh spin that contrite bottle!! the bottle in my head, maybe!
have you played with me? no!? get ready. im coming to get you...that's right...i know where you live. i watch you when you sleep. im not talking to you!!! or--am i?
mwahahaha.
maybe im even...looking at you.
right now.
ooo.
jeebus. are you done reading this shit yet!? SWEET JEEBUS. i think im out of interesting things to say.
except that i'd like to have a personal pole to dance like a dirty skank on, but even a pole wouldn't cut it, cuz then i would do a number on your lap, and then on YOUR FACE wearing nothing but a thong and nipple tassles and 9 inch stilettos with a whip in one hand and a leash in the other! OH HELL YA, RAPE! RAAAAAAPE!
are you feeling me?
haha.
im kidding.
ok...i'm half-kidding.
ha.
im totally kidding...about kidding.......ooo.
dood. im done ok. I had a lot on my chest.
and still do. bouncy bouncy!
OHHHHHHHH! TAKE THAT.
im done fer real.
look. ive written enough trash today. go do your laundry. you know you have a mountain of clothes growing. you dont have to lie to kick it. go, go, go...the show's over.
BUTTSEX!!!!!!!
k.
im done.
im out.
PENIS IN THE BUTT!! PENIS IN THE BUTT!! DER DER DAH DER DER DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
<3
Are you seriously reading this still? good lord.
oh? still reading, eh!?
was that not enough to make you look away??
well. there's nothing exciting here. so get lost! nothing!
except for the fact that probably all of you have seen me naked. or a naked part of me: like, my ass.
WHAT. YOU HAVEN'T!? you square. get with the times. i'm naked all the time. if you've missed that, where the hell have you been. im naked right now...
sigh...how about that game-spin the bottle. oh spin that contrite bottle!! the bottle in my head, maybe!
have you played with me? no!? get ready. im coming to get you...that's right...i know where you live. i watch you when you sleep. im not talking to you!!! or--am i?
mwahahaha.
maybe im even...looking at you.
right now.
ooo.
jeebus. are you done reading this shit yet!? SWEET JEEBUS. i think im out of interesting things to say.
except that i'd like to have a personal pole to dance like a dirty skank on, but even a pole wouldn't cut it, cuz then i would do a number on your lap, and then on YOUR FACE wearing nothing but a thong and nipple tassles and 9 inch stilettos with a whip in one hand and a leash in the other! OH HELL YA, RAPE! RAAAAAAPE!
are you feeling me?
haha.
im kidding.
ok...i'm half-kidding.
ha.
im totally kidding...about kidding.......ooo.
dood. im done ok. I had a lot on my chest.
and still do. bouncy bouncy!
OHHHHHHHH! TAKE THAT.
im done fer real.
look. ive written enough trash today. go do your laundry. you know you have a mountain of clothes growing. you dont have to lie to kick it. go, go, go...the show's over.
BUTTSEX!!!!!!!
k.
im done.
im out.
PENIS IN THE BUTT!! PENIS IN THE BUTT!! DER DER DAH DER DER DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
<3
Are you seriously reading this still? good lord.
11:50 AM
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